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janedrewfinally:

flameysaur:

youngtitan213:

hipster medusa

no more homework pls. ;A; 

Oh my god, this is so cool and amazing! THE SNAKE HAS LITTLE GLASSES!

Of course, now two of the snakes are going to be totally buzzed on caffeine and annoying all the other snakes for hooouuurrrrssss

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bhfroakie:

deskgirl:

nonbinaryviola:

talk street magic to me

drawing power from the metro lines

illusionists busking illegally, shimmering lights disintegrating as they run

plant mages tending tiny rooftop and windowbox gardens

elementary kids learning basic sigils on the playground

wixen taking a while to key into the magic in new cities when they move

alchemists dealing on the side to support their experiments

middleschoolers making friendship talismans and amulets for everyone

numerologists who’ll do your math homework for $5 or divine your fortune for $10

kids mass-texting luck and speed spells when their parties get broken up by the cops

Hell yeah, let’s talk about magic.

Like elementary kids learning silly (or inappropriate) charms from each other on the bus, the same way we learned our first swear words. Clapping games across the bus aisle, but with spells instead of rhymes.

Worrying that your friend is getting into dark magic, but not knowing how to talk to them about it. Intervention programs for kids abusing hexes and runes, because magic has given them control over something for once in their life, and they’re starting to make some dangerous choices.

Psychic teachers knowing when you’re cheating. Knowing when you’re having trouble with homework. Or at home. Knowing when you need tutoring or an AP course because you’re just not being challenged or a different teaching method because you can’t process what you’re learning in class no matter how hard you try, and the teacher tells you it’s okay, they know. They know.

Magic graffiti. Graffiti in wild places, and graffiti that vanishes when certain people roll by like the police. Or graffiti that only appears when the police walk by to insult them. Murals. Swirling, living murals on the sides of buildings. Murals that—if you listen closely—can be heard, not just seen.

In the evenings, kids hiding out in someone’s backyard or an alley passing around a joint and casting minor illusions to watch while high.

Chalk artists making works that are so realistic, they come to life off of the sidewalk.

One man bands in the park, with instruments floating around playing themselves.

Punk concerts in empty lots with amped out music and lights, but noise-cancelling spells and illusion hide them in plain sight from anyone outside of the lot.

Mediums predicting people in need, and making sure to be there at just the right moment to lend them a helping hand. “You seem upset, do you need to talk?” “Oh, you’re a dollar short? No, don’t put the milk back; I’ll cover you.” “I think your hair looks perfect today.” “You really ought to try taking your resume to this store. Trust me.”

Necromancers in forensics speaking with the dead to solve homicides and cold cases. Living lie detectors as beat cops and detectives and DEA agents.

Strangely cheap five star food diners that bake actual love into their apple pie, and they always know your dietary restrictions without being told.

Service golems in various sizes and shapes, making sure their magic users aren’t crowded, get medical attention, go where they need to, etc.They don’t get distracted, they can be hollow to hold things like medications, and in rare instances… they seem to develop loving attachment to their users despite not being alive.

Little old landladies who dabble in witchcraft brewing homeopathic remedies for people in their apartment complex.

Street magic is an amazing concept.

I Neeeeeeeeeeed this.

SWIFT!!!! Go read Matthew Swift!

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castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

the-clockworks:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO
PLEASE
STOP
OW
MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

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Dees would tell her daughter bedtime stories about her adventures as an Alderman, taking out all the truly dark stuff and the bureaucracy and all the times the Aldermen turned a blind eye to something, so it just became a story about a bunch of people with cool powers who went out at night to fight monsters and save the city. Her daughter grew up seeing her mom as a hero, and was the only one in her family to know why she really died.

seiya234:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

you speak as if I am over Dees

i will never be over dees

who said this was okay?

BECAUSE THIS IS NOT OKAY

cas-you-assbutt:

claire-fairy:

I COULD SLAY 10,000 WARRIORS FOR THE ROMAN EMPIRE IN THOSE SHOES

I WOULD SLAY 10,000 WARRIORS FOR THE ROMAN EMPIRE FOR THOSE SHOES

(Source: asylum-art, via heavensmoratorium)

jasjabberwocky:

ursulavernon:

adamusprime:

if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff

like one human raises their thumb to another human

that’s good, humans like that

one human raises their middle finger to another human

humans do NOT LIKE THAT

humans think that is a BAD FINGER

don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me

any other finger is ok just not that one

Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.

And it gets worse!

Humans pointing their index finger at other humans is considered rude, but humans pointing their index finger at non-human things is considered helpful.

Humans raising their pinkie fingers is considered posh- and even they don’t know why.

Swift tag continues: London vs Delhi population

seiya234:

sir-fleetfoot:

So you know how we were talking about Delhi laughing at London’s population? 

http://www.citypopulation.de/world/Agglomerations.html

London: 15,500,000 

Delhi: 24,000,000

Would it be in character for Delhi if I imagined it looking at London and going “oh that’s precious?”

seiya234 I believe the correct phrase would be “Hai, soo cute na…look Mumbai, London thinks it’s a big girl”

seiya234:

sir-fleetfoot:

seiya234:

whomstock:

The Classic Who fandom on tumblr is literally a gestalt intelligence from a universe far beyond your mortal comprehension.

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join us.

joiiiiiiiiiiiiinusssssssssssss

seiya234 I have dipped my toe into the great oceans of Classic Who, I fter this month has past…

YOU DID THE THING HOW DO YOU LIKE THE THING?

(also, did you wrangle in nandineed as well?)

We had a Delhi Who Fan Meetup thing and a mixed bag of who… I like the thing but need time to go through all of it.

edwardspoonhands:

silvaniart:

"Time Lord- Get Down!"

AHHHHH!!!